Mark O’Meara: the blog

There is nothing wrong with it, well nothing new wrong.

I have just been really busy.

Lesson for the day - it never rains then it does.

Only You Stay the Same - PDF (best) or RTF (not too shabby)

Feel free to leave quotes. I might put them on the cover page
Lesson for the day - by virtue of writing this I am a fraud.

Has played with

Mark O’Meara
Christine Ward
Dave McFarlane
Tom Rogerson
Deborah Conway
Geoff Burtin

Lesson for the day - shit, I am in good company.

Perhaps the thing that sucks most about the continued hot weather is the damn flies.

They are just driving me spare, especially when I am walking a dog or two.

I really do wish they would just fuck right off.

Lesson for the day - I could live without flies.

Bryan and his wife have had a baby

I think they might in Melbourne also, not 100% on that.

Lesson for the day - you know you are over 30 when you find baby photos a bit cute.

I know that some of you look forward to new entries on this self absorbed hash of a page. Actually I am not sure that anyone looks forward to it but lack of an audience hasn’t stopped me doing things before.

So this morning was pretty bobcat dominated. I had to stay home while all of this was going on as the Puppy Deluxe tends to get a bit freaked out by machinery (she things it’s going to eat her.

Then the train ride, I read more of a Tales of the City book so no blogging then.

And at lunchtime I went to lunch with Frodo, Danger, Herman and Lunchbox so nothing much to report there.

Lesson for the day - yibbada yibbada

Well Tim has written a forward for Only You Can Stay The Same despite the fact that he hasn’t actually finished it.

However the points he makes about its absolutely lack of merit are justified entirely by the bit he hasn’t read.

If I get my shit together I will publish it here tomorrow.

Lesson for the day - a sum is more the hole of its parts.

I am thinking of creating certification for people who actually achieve the certain tasks. This is so that they can produce said documentation when their skills are called into question.

Certification will be offered for

Running a pub at a profit
Organising a pissup in a brewery
Finding your way out of a wet paper back with a carving knife and clear instructions
Organising a fuck in a brothel
Finding your bun with both hands

Lesson for the day - something is sometimes better than nothing.

Well it is about ten pages long, big print, short lines. But it is all but finished.

I wrote it, Nicky translated it into readable English, Tim is writing a preface.

Soon all of you will have the chance to Stay The Same.

Lesson for the day - next stop, Why Men Want Women and Women Want Shoes.

Lunchbox has his heat in the Raw Comedy Competition in the next couple of weeks.

More details when I know them.

Lesson for the day - comedy is a laugh.