It’s sitting on the bench,
plain for you to see
the milk bottle is empty
I say it wasn’t me
the devil made me do it,
his dark hand moved my soul
and made me leave that bottle
beside that empty bowl.
The lid is sitting up
it’s defying gravity
I know it should be sitting down
I say it wasn’t me
the devil made me do it,
his dark hand moved the lid
I know it should be sitting down
I hope that you’ll forgive.
the devil made me do it,
it’s plain as plain can be
so go and blame that devil
but don’t go blaming me.
the devil made me do it,
it’s plain as plain can be
so go and blame that devil
but don’t go blaming me.
It’s sitting on the bench
it’s plain for you to see
the tim tam packet’s empty
I say it wasn’t me
the devil made me do it,
his dark took the last one
and left the packet sitting there
his evil will is done.
the devil made me do it,
it’s plain as plain can be
so go and blame that devil
but don’t go blaming me.
the devil made me do it,
it’s plain as plain can be
so go and blame that devil
but don’t go blaming me.